Craig is Shite and that is no joke. He is not fit to lace up Old Mother Hubbard's boot never mind his own. He only plays so that the Scottish quota of the club can be met.
 

Misha may remind you of your favorite Kebab vendor; however, beneath his jolly exterior lurks a man blessed with immense football ability and an unsurpassed will to win.
 

Lee is Rod's considerablly better looking brother

Another bloke about whom i have no idea

Vila Insxienenai and that is the shortened version of his name

Vila Insxienenai and that is the shortened version of his name Billy's mate who has unfortunately had to retire

Omar Nazihi Omar is another of the club's more mature members, but as with the others his standard of play makes him look ten years younger- or is just the standard of Billy's play?

Dave Montoya is a Man U fan who, contrary to popular belief, says he is a life long fan. Despite this dubious association with Britain's second best team, Dave is a good midfielder capable of striking the ball with either foot.

Introducing the irrepressible Eric Eldor. A man who's Cantona like appearance is also backed up with Cantona like actions...great goals and kung fu like kicks abound when this Mediterranean maestro walks onto the field.

Allavi Zabi is from...have a guess cause we don't know.

Wyse is a dead ball specialist who intends to have a career in football somewhere over in Europe